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(17:02:50) freaktechnik: why do you write functions inside an xml document?
(17:02:58) freaktechnik: to avoid syntax highlighting?

[01:58]	<freaktechnik>	hm, the cool thing is, travis also looks if pulls break anything
[01:58]	<freaktechnik>	well, currently we can't tell if anything breaks anything,b ecause everything is broken.